I mean, lets face it, hanging you're self, come on, where's the originality, the creativeness, the excitement? The exciting part is finding out that you're already peeling and collapsing ceiling is supporting you're weight but other than that, its pretty boring. Then there's the trigger happy idiot. So, its a quick and painless death but think of the mess! Brain, blood, skull fragments everywhere! Man, that is just lame.
Now, jumping off of somewhere, now that's dare devilish! You got the cheering for you to jump from annoyed, impatient business men going. Then the jumping part, the adrenaline, just imagine that shit. Must be fun.
Sky diving without a chute. Thats another fun thing, at least you got to do something fun before ending you're life. Imagine what the obituary would say, "He was a bold man challenging himself till the end!"
But seriously, you're life is too valuable to end, and you only have one, unless you believe in reincarnation, then have fun being a cow! So, what if your girlfriend dumped you? Go suck it up and enjoy life. Go to Paris, London, try extreme sports, buy an expensive car, punch an abusive co-worker, cuss out that asshole of a boss. Try to learn something you've always wanted to learn whether its playing a guitar or flying a plane. Life is full of adventure and opportunities, so go and take advantage of 'em. Don't just go killing yourself because you lost you're house, one of you're loved ones that was close to you died or you're special someone broke up with you. Yes, it hurts and true, emotional scars never heal but it can be buried and replaced with a special memory.
Seriously, I think people who try to end their lives are stupid. They're so close minded and too blind to see the world and enjoy it. They rely too much on one person, or one thing. I think the most ignorant suicidal maniac would be the person who think they can't do anything or can't make a difference. "Oh, well I lost my job and my wife and kids, I'm no use, I'll just die!" Good job, now you are definitely no use. At least if you stayed alive, you could've tried to start a movement or a hobby that might raise awareness about an issue. You could go around and help people who can't help themselves, listen to their problems and who knows, you might find a new friend in the process. So to all the suicidal people in the world, don't be stupid and pick yourself up and try to talk to someone. Misery loves company, so go find a miserable person and help them and in the process, you can heal yourself by seeing that anything is possible and that whatever happens, you can still move on as long as you apply yourself!
