DAMN ITS BEEN FOREVER!!

A few years ago, I visited the Air and Space Museum at DC. Turns out that a long time ago, when I was still in my fathe-there were standards to become an airline stewardess. Basically its the same standards models would have to fulfill. Have to be a certain weight, have to be a certain height and have to look a certain way. Why did this thing get abolished, repealed, thrown out or deemed inappropriate.

I believe that those standards, no matter how unfair and sexist they are helped the US economy. Now keep in mind that I'm only a high school senior but I think I'm on to something. With the growing amount of fat, perverted men in the United States, money can be reaped but no, not in sleazy strip clubs. NO!!! I'm talking about classy, high altitude fashion shows.

Admit it men! You would pay $100 to fly anywhere if flight attendants were hot like in the old days. It might even help with promotions at work. Yo! Adamson, I need you to fly to Japan to talk to some boring Japanese dude about boring business deals...

Today's response: "I'm sorry but I have a family emergency, my Great Aunt Sally is very ill and she might kick the bucket soon"

Today's response if there's a hot stewardess: "Is it a connect flight? Nevermind, yes sir, I'll take care of it."

See, it boosts initiative in the work place.