T2 or New Moon

Okay, so who won in the movie battle of 2009. Obviously, Avatar but we'll throw that option away since, its still in theaters and its 2010, the two main movies have been Transformers and New Moon. Wait, what about Harry Potter and Up? Well, Up is a kid's movie and Harry Potter got old after the first 3 movies so back to New Moon and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Everyone knows that Megan Fox's sexy body and Taylor Lautner's ripped physic are irresistable, so who exactly won. According to Yahoo, New Moon came in 5th with a total gross of $288,548,185 while Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen relieved $402,111,870 placing it 1st. Who cares about numbers, lets ask the fans...um...me...well the bias fan.

Makayla (Megan Fox) vs. Jacob (Taylor Lautner)

40% of guys said that Megan Fox is Hotter

35% of guys said Taylor Lautner is Hotter

15% of guys says bullshit

10% of guys are undecided

Clear winner, Megan Fox but I'm worried about the 35% of guys saying Taylor Lautner is way hotter, because 1) they watched New Moon 2) are they straight?

Optimus Prime's waxed body or Edward's (Robert Pattenson) glowing body

Okay, seriously, who the fuck makes a vampire glow when exposed to sunlight? WHO??? What the fuck people! I swear, Twilight ruined everything about vampires, yes they have feelings but no, they're not crazy romantic. Enough about my rant.

Car enthusiast say that Optimus Prime's waxed body is way better since they can see their big chinned, Italian reflection on it. Kristen Stewart said that Robert wasn't supposed to glow but his uncontrollable sweating and the lighting on the set made it so that he glowed. So, its a disgusting tie!

One more thing, anyone notice that Megan Fox's white pants in the movie didn't seem to get dirty until the fight sequences and believe me, rolling in sand and desert and huddling in mud huts will make white pants dirty. Seriously, its like, clean, clean, clean, hey! a smudge, clean and wtf happened, theres burns and dust and sand and mud on her pants, how did it get dirty that fast?

Disclaimer: The statistics, besides the one cited and quotes or opinions in this entry were all from me. They're imaginary.